As I took the train back to work today caught (and summarily had to sit through 5 stops of) 2 people making out. Subsiquently making me feel even more alone in this world... damn them. But I had an epiphany then when it occured to me that there's nothing more beautiful than love in this world... BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY "There is nothing Cuter, nothing more Adventureous, nothing Braver... than NERD LOVE!" Follow me on this.
A man and a woman of a type that are casually rejected from popular society but not quite rebeling against the establishment. He, with his thick glasses, exadureated overbite and unpressed shirts with phrases wittier than he could ever be. Her with her torn stockings, braces and split-ended, unconditioned hair. Both frail, gangly with acne and awkward. Him smelling of Pepsi and Fitos Corn chips. Her Smelling like the 7 cats that sleep in her room. The only merits to their plight? An encyclopedic knowledge of Battlestar Galactica and THEIR AFFECTION FOR ONE ANOTHER.
ITS THIER LOVE AGAINST THE WORLD! As they grope each other with unsure hands, the need for something other than the cold touch of their keyboards driving them forward. They curl under one another like cats with a catnip ball. So cute... like watching a panda eat bamboo. I ever kick my life long slump I want a love like that. Nerdy. Awkward. Pure.
Damn I need to get laid.
Anyway figured I'd share that.... Laters
Rogue
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Do you dream of fornicating nerds? Geeks getting it on? Social rejects...doing it? Then this is the blog for you.
Seriously Mike, you should write more. You have that thing, that special something...what's it called...wit.
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